Yeah, You heard me! At first, I wondered what to make of it. But now I can thump my chest with honor. And I’m not the one who said so. Nope! It’s the resounding majority of female strangers I’ve interacted with or had blind dates with who strongly believe that I’m a Huge perv. So? Should I stress myself out because of a preposterous perspective that an ignorant person has of me? Of course not! I mean, Why should I feel guilty for being handsome? And that’s why Instead, I’ve chosen to build my ego with these ludicrous allegations. I mean, I’m a man and I can’t help but preserve my ego. What’s a man without an ego?
So am I mad?
No. Why should I be mad for being considered a sex commando by first impression? Why should I be mad for being considered exceptionally sexy? Someone might even ask, am I hated for it? Yes of course especially by the ladies who KNOW they can’t have me! I mean, which guy wouldn’t want to be considered the ultimate Zeus of bedroom affairs. Yes of course ladies chase after financial stability and gentlemen and Blablabla but hey! In the end, if the conjugal rights ain’t up to speed, then gentlemen you’re in for one big surprise break-up.
And by the way, does size matter?
Of course it does whether guys like to admit it or not, That’s why guys today ought to be careful about the kind of sex hype that revolves around them. You see, don’t act like you drive a Bentley when in fact you drive a toyota vitz, if you know what I mean. And that’s why it’s said that image is everything coz trust me, even ladies you don’t know think that they know your bedroom matters simply by your first impression. So if your first impression denotes a particular trait, make sure your skills on the ground match to its hype.
Though we shouldn’t forget something – PERSONALITY MATTERS!
Okay, so let’s say you’re good in bed right? And you have accolades in your social circles and stuff. What if you’ve got no personality whatsoever? Well, someone might even say that without personality, bedroom affairs can’t be good. True actually but in a broad sense so to speak. Because look at it this way, we’ve seen guys who are terrible socialites but have accolades in bedroom gymnastics. We’ve also seen loud mouthed fellas with an impeccable track record of bedroom dissatisfaction. So point is gents, strike a balance if you want to be a keeper. Because to be honest, if you have a poor personality, you’ll find yourself having multiple sex partners that you become a male prostitute who’s being used as a sex toy without knowing it.
Respect your street cred and work on your personality. And last but not least, being known as a sex god doesn’t give you the right to mess around with ladies without discretion. For once have the decency to stay faithful…
I rest my case!